im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
what were dora’s bedtime wishes
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
gentleman my ass this guy is too naughty to function
liam pretending to punch zayn before saying hi to a little girl.
Interviewer: “Who is the MOST sensible?”